1. The Brazilian man who walked into his own funeral has taught us all a vital life lesson | Tim Dowling

2. Biden to discuss police reform with Black lawmakers in wake of Tyre Nichols’ death – latest

3. Punxsutawney Phil predicts more winter in Groundhog Day celebration

4. Unopened first-generation iPhone set to sell for $50,000 at US auction

5. ‘Relatively common’: WA’s lost-and-found radioactive capsule not the only missing material around

6. The relatability shtick falls flat if you’re too famous | Rebecca Shaw

7. My husband and I run errands for a family dealing with a serious illness. Why do we feel used? | Leading questions

8. My Bloody Valentine’s 20 greatest songs – ranked!

9. ‘I knew I wanted to stay here for the rest of my life’: how London got its first LGBTQ+ retirement community

10. Dances with Wolves actor to face judge over alleged sexual abuse

11. Southern US battles winter freeze as thousands suffer power outage in Texas

12. Russian forces could regain initiative as Ukraine war drags on

13. Public health experts ramp up avian flu surveillance in UK

14. Omagh bombing: independent inquiry announced into 1998 attack

15. Indian journalist freed on bail after being jailed for two years without trial

16. M Night Shyamalan: ‘A new generation is discovering my movies. Don’t talk about the endings!’

17. ‘There will be men there’: I am happier than ever to be single, so why are love and romance all I can think about? | Moya Lothian-McLean

18. Film-maker Jafar Panahi begins hunger strike in Iranian prison

19. Republicans set to remove Ilhan Omar from House foreign affairs committee

20. Arcade Fire: Juno awards defend nomination amid Win Butler sexual misconduct allegations

21. Dining across the divide: ‘I don’t think we fully agreed on a definition of woke’

22. How to get rid of a wood-burning stove

23. Northern England may need to be a self-governing state to truly rise again – but is Starmer ready for that? | Alex Niven

24. ‘Not your usual prisoner’: police pick up swan in Plymouth

25. Donkey joins peloton and a swan in a police car: Thursday’s best photos

26. Bank of England raises UK interest rates to 4%

27. Raye: My 21st Century Blues review | Alexis Petridis's album of the week

28. ‘Like being on a rollercoaster’: the man who caught Sicily’s last mafia boss

29. US general’s ‘gut’ feeling of war with China sparks alarm over predictions

30. Haitian cops are poorly paid and outgunned – and part of the problem

31. UK borrowers may struggle to repay debt as economy worsens, says Santander

32. Calderdale: a hike in Yorkshire’s Happy Valley

33. Environmentalist Manuel Esteban Paez Terán’s death is part of a disturbing trend | Steven Donziger

34. Kit Hesketh-Harvey, screenwriter, composer and lyricist, dies aged 65

35. ‘It’s a public health risk’: nurse decries infection control at US anti-abortion crisis center

36. And Then What? by Catherine Ashton review – frank admissions from the former EU chief diplomat

37. Brown gold: the great American manure rush begins

38. Nell’s king, dragon flags, and a cute film groundhog’s name – take the Thursday quiz

39. ‘We bow at the altar of Groundhog Day’: concept copycats celebrate its 30th birthday

40. Could putting the clock forward help tackle the climate crisis?

41. Bank of England expected to raise interest rates to 4% in 14-year high – business live

42. I never encountered a Somali character in books growing up – I had to change that | Ayaan Mohamud

43. Air pollution causes chess players to make bigger mistakes, study finds

44. M&S joins calls for EU to restrict harmful tuna fishing methods in Indian Ocean

45. ‘We have to survive’: the women filling the gap in Texas borderlands’ medical deserts

46. ‘We see misogyny every day’: how Andrew Tate’s twisted ideology infiltrated British schools

47. It’s Squid Game meets Gladiators – why Physical: 100 is unmissable TV

48. Jon Snow swaps news broadcast for his ‘Snowcast’

49. If I Survive You by Jonathan Escoffery review – dazzling debut of racial identity

50. Puss in Boots: The Last Wish review – sequel no one wanted resembles longform DVD extra

51. Riot police carry Greta Thunberg away from German coalmine protest – video

52. Atlanta shooting part of alarming US crackdown on environmental defenders

53. Ukraine: senior officials die in helicopter crash near nursery – video report

54. George Santos’s lies are so big you almost have to admire them | Emma Brockes

55. Dyson among British entrepreneurs who own UK property via overseas companies

56. ‘A serious threat’: calls grow for urgent review of damage done by wood burning stoves

57. My Father’s House by Joseph O’Connor review – the priest who defied Nazis

58. Jamaica’s women let down by failure of cervical cancer vaccine drive

59. Shell rakes in $40bn in profits on back of surging gas prices

60. ‘I could have died’: how an artist rebuilt his career after a studio fire

61. A swim with orcas: top ice diver joins Arctic predators – in pictures

62. I’ve lost many things. But even I’ve never mislaid radioactive material | Adrian Chiles

63. Saint Omer review – witchcraft and baby killing in extraordinary real-life courtroom drama

64. George Pell funeral: hundreds protest outside St Mary’s Cathedral in Sydney

65. US seals crucial military deal with the Philippines close to China ‘flashpoints’

66. Help world’s poor as well as Ukraine, say faith charities as pope visits South Sudan

67. Nearly 14,000 Nigerians take Shell to court over devastating impact of pollution

68. US barber hailed as ‘hero’ for rescuing man from car that burst into flames

69. New Mexico could be first state with official aroma

70. The Tories now face a choice: lose office with honour or burn everything in sight | Rafael Behr

71. Ratings sink and obstacles amass as Sunak completes first 100 days as PM

72. Can a mass shooter demand a good death? The strange case that tested the limits of justice

73. MEPs launch site for EU officials to report ‘shady lobbying’

74. ‘Some weeks I only speak to the postman’: how to escape learned loneliness – and soar socially

75. ‘Watch this creep’: the women exposing gym harassment on TikTok

76. Russia-Ukraine war live: Kyiv warns of Russian mobilisation on eastern border; Kramatorsk apartment block attack kills three

77. Wagner mercenaries sustain losses in fight for Central African Republic gold

78. A ‘Lionheart’ to some, a villain to others – George Pell’s funeral proves as divisive as his life

79. Adani Group abandons share offer as crisis triggered by fraud claims escalates

80. Israel carries out air strikes on Gaza Strip

81. I tried the TikTok ‘non-aesthetic’ home fad. But it was a nightmare designed to inflict pain on me | Michael Sun

82. Canada votes to take in 10,000 Uyghur refugees amid Chinese pressure to force their return

83. Australia’s new $5 banknote will feature Indigenous history instead of King Charles

84. Russia planning major offensive to mark first anniversary of war: Ukraine defence minister

85. Mexico zoo chief accused of ordering pygmy goats to be killed and cooked for party

86. US opens embassy in Solomon Islands after 30-year absence to counter China

87. AFP smash crime ring, seizing $150m haul including Sydney mansions and luxury cars

88. Myanmar junta extends state of emergency, delaying promised elections

89. Russia-Ukraine war at a glance: what we know on day 344 of the invasion

90. Will Steffen fought passionately for our planet. To honour him we must follow his lead | Penny Sackett

91. Meta earnings dropped by less than analysts expected

92. Why has the Adani Group shed US$90bn in value and what do short sellers have to gain?

93. Japanese backpacker using scooter to travel 3,000km from Melbourne to Cairns

94. Costa Rican farmer handed 22 years for murder of Indigenous land defender

95. Dominic Raab in peril as No 10 refuses to say if Sunak knew of complaints

96. Pit find in Germany reveals how Neanderthals hunted huge elephants

97. In Memphis, tributes to Tyre Nichols – and a vow to fight for justice

98. Child attacked by mountain lion in northern California

99. Welby ‘would rather see C of E disestablished than split over same-sex marriage’

100. Boris Johnson calls on US to give Ukraine fighter planes

101. Watchdog looks into £220,000 public funding for Johnson Partygate defence

102. I watched Groundhog Day every day for a year. Here’s what I learned | Adam Daniel for the Conversation

103. The Tate Modern privacy ruling could lead to a worrying future for cities | Oliver Wainwright

104. Colombia to pay reparations for role in systemic violence against leftwing party

105. Vikings brought their animals to England, research suggests

106. Executions in Saudi Arabia almost double under Mohammed bin Salman

107. Republican bid to kick Ilhan Omar off panel is ‘spite’, fellow Democrat says

108. Andrew Tate loses appeal in Romania over extended detention

109. Knock at the Cabin review – M Night Shyamalan does it again, in the worst way

110. Samsung Galaxy S23 launch: 200MP cameras and bigger batteries

111. Sunak thinks he is following Thatcher’s union-busting playbook. But he has fatally misread it | Aditya Chakrabortty

112. Leading artists criticise Barbican’s collaboration with Israeli embassy for concert

113. Study reveals links between UK air pollution and mental ill-health

114. Tyre Nichols funeral: mourners gather in Memphis for memorial service – latest

115. Norway urged to step up Ukraine support after profiting from war

116. Rishi Sunak plans US trip with Northern Ireland high on agenda

117. Colbert on end of Covid emergency: ‘Shove that up your nose and rotate it five times’

118. Cheers to getting through Dry January, but a few binge drinkers are our real alcohol problem | Devi Sridhar

119. Six dead and more than 250,000 without power as storm hits southern US

120. EO review – an innocent donkey leads the way in surreal Bresson-inspired ride

121. Ozzy Osbourne was the wild man of metal on stage – but vulnerability was his secret weapon

122. Private equity firm in talks to buy collapsed startup Britishvolt

123. FBI searches Biden’s Delaware beach home in classified papers investigation

124. ‘I was swallowing the piano whole’: Stephen Hough on life as a prodigy – and playing for Jimmy Savile

125. The wild west and a Waterloo sunrise – readers’ best photos

126. A touch-screen fridge? A seven-blade razor? Why is everything suddenly so complicated? | Adrian Chiles

127. Can't the Tories see that letting homeless charities close will cause more homelessness? | Daniel Lavelle

128. Dead Space review – an intensely horrible sci-fi classic returns

129. No 10 refuses to deny Sunak was given informal warning about Raab’s behaviour before he made him deputy PM – live

130. Outrage over alleged Nazi homeschooling group in Ohio

131. The combat trouser conundrum: would you wear a pair of £725 cargo pants?

132. Truss and Brexit have sunk Britain’s economy – and the right is in deep denial about both | Martin Kettle

133. Kaylea Titford’s father admits he heard her screaming night before she died

134. Met under pressure not to rehire retired officers with misconduct record

135. ‘Damaged a generation of viewers, including me’: Joe Cornish on the most terrifying horror for kids

136. Vladimir Putin's 'ambitions will not be realised' in Ukraine, says James Cleverly – video

137. Head of Kyiv tax authority accused of multimillion-dollar fraud

138. Skating, strikes and a salmon blessing: Wednesday’s best photos

139. A boy stares into the remains of a fire during lockdown – Léonie Hampton’s best photograph

140. Darktrace boss defends UK cybersecurity firm amid short seller attacks

141. ‘A reflection of the people’: looking back on 50 years of hip-hop

142. Beyoncé announces Renaissance world tour

143. Have dinner for breakfast: 33 easy, expert fitness tips you will actually stick to

144. ‘The fantasies are vivid, even lush’: the radical sexuality of Nancy Friday’s My Secret Garden

145. Pink pigeon found in New York was ‘probably dyed for gender reveal party’

146. Silky and hearty: Hetty Lui McKinnon’s recipe for vegan mapo tofu with eggplant

147. Mary J Blige: the era-defining R&B original is back on imperial form – and primed for Grammys success

148. Biden to hold first meeting with McCarthy as debt ceiling battle looms – live updates

149. Court in Italy court rules children not obliged to see grandparents

150. How would F-16 fighter jets aid Ukraine against Russia?

151. ‘This is greenwashing’: Shell accused of overstating renewable energy spending

152. Two men jailed for life over £4.6m London property fraud murder

153. Dances with Wolves Indigenous actor Nathan Chasing Horse arrested

154. Sky recruits stars including Florence Pugh and Adam Driver for streaming wars

155. Boris Johnson: anyone who thinks I covered up parties is out of their mind

156. Thai activists in weak condition on hunger strike, say doctors

157. What we’re reading: writers and readers on the books they enjoyed in January

158. Top 10 imaginary journeys in literature | Christy Edwall

159. Winter World Cup betting spree fuels £1bn profit at Ladbrokes owner

160. We get £5 a week extra now our baby is born. I’ve considered working illegally | Paul

161. How to make French toast | Felicity Cloake's Masterclass

162. Nikki Haley to announce Republican presidential run in February – report

163. ‘We have been mistaken for terrorists’: Italy’s most controversial rap group fight persecution

164. A whisper away from the Russian border, Ukrainian troops wait for another assault on Sumy

165. From GoldenEye 007 to Dead Space, why rereleases are risky business

166. Losing our art teacher was the final straw: I knew I had to strike for the sake of my students | James McAsh

167. Gunther’s Millions review – like a Eurotrash documentary about a filthy-rich dog and his sex cult

168. Tate Modern viewing platform invades privacy of flats, supreme court rules

169. Republicans aren’t going to tell Americans the real cause of our $31tn debt | Robert Reich

170. Citizens’ assemblies: are they the future of democracy?

171. Skinamarink review – childhood fears and bogeyman resurface in viral lo-fi horror

172. ‘These women saved lives’: the film inspired by surviving Rwanda’s genocide

173. Craft or curse? How American barbecue turned trendy

174. Brutes by Dizz Tate review – adolescent agony in fame-hungry Florida

175. UK curbs on international student visas would be ‘act of economic self-harm’

176. Was Donatello the first artist in history to express a queer identity?

177. Ozzy Osbourne to retire from touring due to declining health

178. Exiled Bolsonaro lives it up in Florida as legal woes grow back home

179. I proudly wear a hijab. Forget the stereotypes – it’s a sign of style and strength | Rabina Khan

180. Discovered in the deep: the anglerfish with vampire-like sex lives

181. Red Memory by Tania Branigan review – the toxic afterlife of Mao’s Cultural Revolution

182. Gillian Anderson on why she is collecting sexual fantasies: ‘Women enjoy as rich an erotic life as men’

183. Kamala Harris to attend Tyre Nichols’ funeral in Memphis

184. Tiny radioactive capsule lost in Australian outback found by side of 1,400km stretch of road

185. Millions face disruption as strikes hit schools, trains, universities and border checks – live

186. Tig Notaro: ‘Can I recall a bad gig? The first two years of my career’

187. UK house price growth slows to lowest rate since mid-2020; all eyes on Fed decision – business live

188. Victory City by Salman Rushdie review – a lavish fairytale

189. Dying for sex: endangered male quolls may be mating themselves to death instead of sleeping, scientists say

190. Rail route of the month: a steam-hauled climb through Germany’s Harz mountains

191. For the Love of Dilfs review – Stormy Daniels’s gay dating show is a hoot from start to finish

192. You Resemble Me review – portrait of the ‘female suicide bomber’ who wasn’t

193. ‘This is living to me’: the women swapping city life for shepherding in the Pyrenees – in pictures

194. A moment that changed me: I saw my father in court – and knew I had to turn my life around

195. Mascara? Accountants? Le dollar beans? On TikTok, nothing means what you think it does | Arwa Mahdawi

196. ‘Work is about belonging’: LGBTQ+ people’s history in the workplace

197. Pakistan’s textile industry is crisis – and women are bearing the brunt of its decline | Parveen Latif Ansari

198. I grew up evangelical. Terrifying rapture films scarred me for ever

199. California police kill double amputee who was fleeing: ‘Scared for his life’

200. Florida man claims sheriff’s ‘Wheel of Fugitive’ video cost him his job

201. Massachusetts prisoners may get shorter sentences for organ donations

202. Revealed: how world’s biggest fossil fuel firms ‘profited in Myanmar after coup’

203. 'Let them eat lentils' won't save us from animal farming - we must embrace meat substitutes | George Monbiot

204. The secret life of André Leon Talley: what an auction reveals about the late fashion legend

205. Planting more trees in cities could cut deaths from summer heat, says study

206. Russia-Ukraine war live: Zelenskiy signals ‘reforms’ ahead of EU summit in Kyiv; Netanyahu open to mediator role ‘if asked’

207. Dr Phil: daytime television talkshow to end after 21 seasons

208. England to have almost no trains running on Wednesday as drivers strike

209. Auckland floods: city begins clean up after ‘biggest climate event’ in New Zealand’s history

210. Myanmar junta hit by western sanctions as small-scale protests mark coup anniversary

211. Chip war: Japan and Netherlands expected to join US in ban on tech exports to China

212. ChatGPT maker OpenAI releases ‘not fully reliable’ tool to detect AI generated content

213. Key suspects in killing of Haiti president Jovenel Moïse ‘sent to US for trial’

214. Self-care is important – but we shouldn’t mistake it for feminist action | Zoya Patel

215. Russia-Ukraine war at a glance: what we know on day 343 of the invasion

216. Almost 13,000 offshore companies with UK property fail to declare owners

217. ‘Can’t make this stuff up’: California sinkhole devours cars despite warning signs

218. Alec Baldwin and film armorer formally charged for Rust shooting

219. Man shot dead by police after opening fire with AR-15 in Target store in Omaha

220. Andrea Riseborough’s Oscar nomination upheld after academy review

221. Emily Atack: Asking for It? review – a truly sickening look at the torrent of sexual images online

222. US accuses Russia of violating key nuclear arms control treaty

223. Over 1,000 flights cancelled amid dangerous winter weather in US south

224. Exhibition lays bare Church of England’s links to slave trade

225. Trump pleaded the fifth more than 400 times in fraud deposition, video shows

226. Judge who told Pence not to overturn election predicts ‘beginning of end of Trump’

227. Hits, misses and deals: what can we learn from this year’s Sundance?

228. Liz Truss’s growth agenda still haunting the corridors of Westminster

229. In defense of You People, the hit Netflix movie you hated

230. The Guardian view on violence in Israel-Palestine: the risk of a third intifada | Editorial

231. EPA vetoes Alaska mine to protect salmon in win for environmentalists

232. Pope Francis says ‘poison of greed’ is fuelling conflict in DRC

233. US report finds women remain underrepresented and stereotyped in music

234. Tyre Nichols death: white officer’s belated suspension raises questions

235. ‘Less clumpy’ universe may suggest existence of mysterious forces

236. Up to half a million to strike across UK as talks go ‘backwards’

237. ‘Charmouth crocodile’ identified as new genus of croc-like creature

238. Still: A Michael J Fox Movie review – affecting portrait of film star’s courage

239. George Santos withdraws from House committees amid spiraling scandal

240. Mystery of the missing monkeys adds to litany of unexplained Dallas zoo attacks

241. EU committee votes to lift immunity from two MEPs amid ‘Qatargate’ inquiry

242. Nurse! My pen! Hanif Kureishi’s hospital musings and the art of sickbed writing

243. Salman Rushdie will not promote new novel after attack

244. Kimmel on Trump 2024: ‘Kind of sad – like when Michael Jordan went to play for the Wizards’

245. Pay for your own massage! How the era of extreme office perks came to an end

246. Just like Eva Green, I’m French and I’m rude. And no, I don’t care what you think | Marie Le Conte

247. ‘Effectively a tool of Satan’: how the UK authorities were utterly terrified by TV

248. China attacks ‘unscrupulous’ US after reports of further crackdown on Huawei

249. Pakistan: 49 children drown after overloaded boat capsizes in lake

250. ‘It speaks straight from the heart’: Bryan Ferry, Adele and Engelbert Humperdinck on Bob Dylan’s Make You Feel My Love

251. Mammals that live in groups have longer lifespans, research finds

252. Belgian buyer of Europe’s spare tanks hopes they see action in Ukraine

253. Gautam Adani falls out of world top 10 rich list as his companies’ shares slide

254. Gene editing company hopes to bring dodo ‘back to life’

255. ‘People are going to be really surprised’: inside the Pamela Anderson documentary

256. Bad economics at the BBC enabled Tory austerity and its aftermath – and it knows as much | James Meadway

257. Iranian couple filmed dancing in Tehran are jailed for 10 years

258. Bizarre ‘whirlpool’ appears in night sky above Hawaii

259. Why the UK economy is shrinking fast

260. Trump seems oddly relaxed about Republican rival Nikki Haley | Arwa Mahdawi

261. Barrett Strong: the Motown hitmaker was modest almost to a fault

262. Greenpeace protesters board Shell platform bound for Shetland

263. My classrooms are cold and our teachers keep leaving – as a pupil, I’m supporting the teachers’ strike | Azadi Barbagallo Beuret

264. Exxon posts record $56bn profit for 2022 in historic high for western oil industry

265. Marie Kondo has finally realised what it costs to be tidy – and like me, has decided to chill the hell out | Zoe Williams

266. Want to be culturally sensitive? Start with saying my name right | Ranjana Srivastava

267. My bad trip – I met a handsome Scot with a crossword and thought it was true love

268. ‘Don’t take it personally’: three common workplace clashes – and how to deal with them

269. How to get the tang of citrus without using fruit | Kitchen aide

270. Grammy awards 2023: who will win – and who should?

271. Is there a comeback more unwelcome and doomed than Prince Andrew’s? | Marina Hyde

272. Biden to end Covid-19 emergency but may declare reproductive health crisis – live

273. Welcome Home review – madcap sci-fi adventure spins out of control

274. Spot the difference: are Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston too alike to make a bodyswap movie?

275. Eva Green tells court she didn’t mean things said in WhatsApp messages

276. Metal detectorist unearths Tudor gold pendant linked to Henry VIII in Warwickshire

277. Freediving and a Tudor necklace: Tuesday’s best photos

278. Rewilding review – British folk horror that’s almost endearingly bad

279. Russia-Ukraine war reveals England’s draconian libel laws, says lawyer

280. University staff confirm strike tomorrow as more ambulance strikes announced – UK politics live

281. Police chiefs apologise for Hillsborough failures

282. Infosys: firm founded by Rishi Sunak’s father-in-law in UK tax dispute

283. Nigel Slater’s recipe for potatoes, onions and sardines

284. Leaked EU plan reveals response to US and Chinese green subsidies

285. Why Donald Trump’s return to Facebook could mark a rocky new age for online discourse

286. I’m tired of watching Black men like Tyre Nichols die. This shouldn’t be normal | Tayo Bero

287. Canada: PM’s residence is falling to bits – but who’s willing to pay for repairs?

288. Antony Blinken to meet Palestinian leaders amid round of deadly attacks

289. Rebuilding in a warzone: no time for grand visions in Ukraine

290. Heading West: A Story About a Band Called Shooglenifty review – fond tribute to a charismatic fiddler

291. Social media companies in the US brace to battle onslaught of legal challenges

292. The biblical Eve shows us what we need to do in this time of female bravery and vicious misogyny

293. UK drops down global corruption index after string of scandals

294. ‘Thought we’d made it’: new Biden rule leaves asylum seekers in limbo

295. North-west Pakistan in grip of deadly Taliban resurgence

296. ‘Darling of my heart’: the irresistible love story of the Ladies of Llangollen

297. I guess I’m a casual gamer now – but who cares?

298. C of E vicar who shared claims of 9/11 Israel plot barred for antisemitism

299. We mustn’t be too snowflakey about Raab bullying claims, says Rees-Mogg

300. Deforestation piles pressure on South America’s elusive Chacoan peccary